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Name: Polyester Bride
Fiber: 75% Extrafine Merino wool, 20% silk, 5% Stellina (non-metallic sparkle fluff)
Weight: 4 ply. 231 yards per 100 grams. DK weight.
Skein Size: 100 grams.
Care Instructions: Handwash this yarn gently only when necessary, lay flat to dry. Do NOT bleach
Dirty Details: Why yes, I have always wanted to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale. And sometimes I guess I wish I could just flap my wings and fly... away.... from here..... ohhhhhhhhhhh... *breathe* Long story short as sometimes I do have a tendency to ramble. This song gets stuck in my head, a lot, especially when I dye yarn... this yarn in particular. So here I am singing this song over and over again chuckling at the thought of getting this song stuck in more peoples heads and then crickets. Nobody knows this song. Hubs and I grew up in the greater DCish area where a radio station in the 90’s played this song over and over and over again and I guess we lived in this weird bubble of spacewhere the DJ at HFS really did want to be a Polyester Bride.
Yarn Base:Ever just want to squeeeeeeze yarn? And it has just that ever oh so satisfying wool bounce back, and it is oh so soft, with a subtle sheen from the silk...... and there are delicate sparkles dancing throughout it?..... Yes, that is this yarn. This yarn is 100% worth the hand wash care tag.
All my photos are taken in the best lighting that I have at that particular time. I live in a 100+ year old house and there is a 15 minute window of decent natural light if the sun cooperates. The only editing I do on photos is to correct the horrible white balance of my cave of a house and to portray the yarn in as true to real life as possible.
This yarn is ready to ship. Once an item is paid for your order will be carefully packaged by yours truly and shipped out within 3 business days of purchase. If there is any delay in shipment you will be contacted. We are a family run business and sometimes things come up, life, vacation, sickness, herding cats, etc.
Please share what you make with this yarn. I am mostly a weaver who also loves dyeing yarn. All my ramblings about the yarns really are truly how they came about and how they were named. So if you wanna share what you make please find us on social media and tag away #chaostheoryweaving on IG.